As the economy continues to landslide into the capitalist abyss that is our current financial system, we've discovered that the solution to all of our money woes was lying just beneath slumbering heads the entire time.

More reliable than the stock market, yet more mobile than your mattress at home, the Mattress Wallet keeps your money safely non-vesting with zero reward and zero risk!

~ High Quality stitching; authentic mattress materials.
~ Four traditional sized credit card slots.
~ Up to 5mm of comfortable padding on each side.
~ Generous napping aid.
~ Folds to the same size as traditional wallets (basically).